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"SO THEY MADE ME A STAR"

Tabloid zodiac America forever, a poem

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RM Haines
Apr 14, 2024
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So here’s a new poem about several things. The centaur Chiron, and John Lennon, and if you like Bojack Horseman, it’s about that too. Originally when I posted it Sunday night, I didn’t say much else besides that. But I’ve since reflected on a few things that seem worth adding here, Monday night.

First, I’m not sure how people feel about writing in a vari…

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